10. You're tossing your Little Britain DVD's to make room for the new Elmo DVD collection.
9. A great Friday night is staying in and watching "The Marriage Ref." And then arguing over it.
8. Your cleaning lady saw you in makeup and heels the other day and didn't recognize you.
7. You've started to speak in baby talk.
6. Summer reading is "The No-Cry Sleep Solution" and "The Happiest Toddler on the Block."
5. Airborne Toxic Event is something you're preparing for, not a rock band.
4. A renewed love of coloring with crayons.
3. Your credit card statements are so filled with diapers.com, baby gap and Gymboree expenditures, AmEx freezes your card for suspicious activity the one time you try to buy a tube of lipstick.
2. You volunteer for the midnight run to get Children's Benadryl. It's the new "me" time.
And the number one sign you need to get out more is...
1. You kinda like your pancakes shaped like dinosaurs.
I LOVE running errands at night for me time. I'm like, "WE'RE OUT OF BLUEBERRIES" but mostly I'm thrilled to get in the car by myself and play grownup music at a too-loud volume.
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